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bigeisamazing:

things the government want from me

  • my money

things the government don’t want from me

  • these hands

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via gardevoyeur)

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via snorlaxatives)

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

(via beyoncevevo)

beyoncespenis:

a life changing 22 seconds

(via certifiedasseater)

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via bitchbot)

“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. … Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.”
— (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: theladycheeky, via the3xclusive)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via gagadise)

anch0vies:

Lady Gaga attacking an underprivileged child and then praising Satan

(via beyoncevevo)

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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(via beyoncevevo)